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Directions: Select for yourself three objects such as a tape measure, a bible, and a ham sandwich. These are examples; you can choose anything, so long as they appear to be random. Weave these disparate objects into a plausible, coherent story. They should be essential to the story, integrated into the plot, not incidental or mere props.
OBJECTS: radiator hose, smart speaker, bearded dragon
The relentless beeping of the smart speaker in the corner of my room did not stop when commanded. It seems I know myself well enough to prevent this feature from working with my early morning alarm. Forced to get out of bed and totter my way to the evil device, I pulled it from the wall. Silence. On my way back to bed, my foot fell on something spiky yet squishy. Holy Hell, it was my roommate's bearded dragon, Norbert. My befuddled mind could not grasp how the interloper ended up under a pile of my dirty laundry. I picked him up and he glared at me. A quick inspection of our flat revealed that my roommate was not home. I put Norbert back in his enclosure. I fed him a tasty snack of live crickets and watched him for a bit. All his limbs seemed in working order and he made fast work of his meal.
I had wasted precious time and found myself rushing to get ready for work. I bolted down the stairs and almost knocked my roommate over. Serena shifted from one foot to the other and looked past my left shoulder while she addressed me.
"Hey Laura, um, I borrowed your car last night"
I didn't even realize my keys weren't in my purse. She looked at the floor.
"uh, well, um. I guess it broke down. It literally just stopped working and I freaked out, so I left it and got an Uber to Joseph's place last night".
Now I was the one counting floor tiles. I knew the radiator hose had been leaking, but I didn't have the cash to fix it. I can't blame her for not wanting to face me. She probably thought she did something to cause the car to stop working.
"Where'd you leave the car?"
"5th and Main."
I'd have to call my boss and tell him I wasn't going to make it today. I debated telling her I stepped on Norbert, but figured her day was already starting out like crap.
I took a cab to the car's location. As we pulled up I could see it was a junk yard. Serena was right, the car had stopped. It was totaled. When I got back to the apartment, she showed me the bruises she had been hiding when we spoke on the stairs.
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From "What if? Writing Exercises for Fiction Writers" by Anne Bernays and Pamela Painter
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